@neilhimself My 12yo just asked me as a delaying tactic while brushing his teeth before bed "have you seen clips from 'American Gods Talents'?" And when I asked for clarification he was sure it was American Gods Talents not America's Got Talent. He said it might have been "Talons"

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Ah, those good old days when one doesn't long for bedtime or, in fact, try to make it come earlier.

@jrishel @neilhimself I want to see those shows immediately!
@jrishel @neilhimself you need to be careful of the talons of American gods
@jrishel @neilhimself I would resubscribe to cable to watch this show.
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@jrishel @neilhimself I'd definitely watch a series called "American Gods Talons"
@jrishel @neilhimself ok but now we need both the Gods Talents and Talons shows they sound amazing
@jrishel @neilhimself he must be a real handful, considering that he would reveal his clippings of gods' talons just to avoid having his teeth brushed, my level 20 wizard wouldn't even use his clippings to revive the party
@jackie @neilhimself he's a natural comedian. I've never seen a kid with such good timing. He'll crack up the whole family with a one-liner and then get real serious and say "I know that was funny, but why was it funny?"
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America's Got Talons...that checks out.

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Mastodon is a huge ideas pool. I for one would watch American Gods Talents or America's Got Talons, or a combined show.

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"American Gods Talent" the reality show would certainly be a victory for the New Gods :O