Ambient.Impact

Every #raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

#raccoons #animals #meme #memes

Source: https://imgur.io/gallery/JofVmoB

Every raccoon is either planning a heist or in the middle of a heist.

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Apr 4, 2023 at 1:47pmWeb
Show threadex or current IDF unwelcomeApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact tory MPs talking to a potential donor
Show threadCaryApr 4, 2023

@ambientimpact From the summer of 2021... This is our front door -- there were 5 little ones trying to get a small paper wasp nest (each one took a turn and each one got stung).

Sorry for the crappy images -- they are stills taken from a video the wife took of them (through a window).
#Bandits #Raccoons #Wildlife

Show threadAmbient.ImpactApr 4, 2023
@crenquis Ha, that's awesome! What did they want with the wasp nest?
Show threadCaryApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact Probably to eat the baby wasps. It was a tiny nest, so probably not many larvae, but I guess they must be a tasty treat.
Show threadAmbient.ImpactApr 4, 2023
@crenquis Ah yeah, that makes sense. They do seem to love insects.
Show threadRuyApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact
Oye, @Liofilizado, mira a tus congéneres qué bien se lo pasan.
Show threadRuyApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact @Liofilizado
Show threadJargogglesApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact "If we pull this off, we're gonna be swimming in trash."
Show threadSteveBolognaApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact The chance of being killed by a raccoon is very, very low. But it’s not zero
Show threadAmbient.ImpactApr 5, 2023
@SteveBologna To be fair, that describes humans as well. 😂
Show threadKushina_ChiekoApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact    Reminds me of the film ' Pom Polo '. Too cute!
Show thread𝒢í𝒢í “𝐿𝒶 𝒯𝑜𝓇𝓂𝑒𝓃𝓉𝒶”Apr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact my heroes
Show threadMichael VilainApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact Why do I hear the MISSION : IMPOSSIBLE theme in my head when I see this?
Show threadAngus McIntyreApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact What tipped you off? Was it the little black face-masks they wear ALL THE TIME?
Show threadShannonApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact Such cool critters. @msquebanh
Show threadPhoenixSerenityApr 4, 2023
@wasootch @ambientimpact I love these!
Show threadShannonApr 4, 2023
@msquebanh @ambientimpact I like to imagine that for the one with the ladder they dragged that out of the garage and set it up. 😹
Show threadPhoenixSerenityApr 4, 2023
@wasootch @ambientimpact I'm the lone raccoon - who is caught on camera on front porch & thinking 'oh shit' - I'm caught on camera & they know I messed up their trash bins & I'm unsure whether to run or try to scale wall & destroy the security camera.
Show threadShannonApr 4, 2023
@msquebanh @ambientimpact Perfect.
Show threadRobert Wilson, III 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇸🇸🇮Apr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact Looks fun, xD.
Show threadMaureenApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact Words I think of often: raccoons wake up every day and choose [email protected]
(I think that attribution is correct).
Show threadNicole ParsonsApr 4, 2023

@ambientimpact

In Germany, raccoons were imported from North America.

They're called "wash-bears" in German because they prefer to wash their food as they eat it.

In North America, raccoons have earned their "bandit reputation" legitimately.

Show threadMartha HowellApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact
Show threadM.S. Bellows, Jr.Apr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact Including ghost raccoons, too! This one was planning to burglarize my mom's house!
Show threadSane ThinkerApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact I love raccoons. They're easy to make friends with. However, if you make friends with a few, they will bring the entire community. "Hey, I found a human who gives out chocolate chip cookies, c'mon gang!"
Show threadhesgenApr 4, 2023

@ambientimpact

Fact: All raccoons live in bins. #ChatGPT told me so.

(NB: Either or both of these statements may not be true.)

Show threadDr. PeteApr 4, 2023
@hesgen @ambientimpact Metaphorically, the entire world is a bin to raccoons.
Show threadRiley S. FaelanApr 5, 2023

@dr_pete: That's not enough. We must make more raccoon bins!

@hesgen @ambientimpact

Show threadVicenteApr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact I never forget the story of how scientists had set up some sort of maze/contraption to compare the intelligence of a few animal species, and raccoons found a solution that not even the scientists had considered.
Show threadAlisonW (⚾🏟️🏔️🏏)Apr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact
Clearly we shouldn't call someone a "cat burglar" but a "racoon burglar"!
Show threadAgitatra 🚲🐻🌿🇪🇺🇺🇦Apr 4, 2023
@ambientimpact I mean wearing burglar masks is literally written in their DNA, so what shall they do? Once the reputation is ruined, life is completely uninhibited!
Show threadRacerXApr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact evil trash pandas.
Show threadMA CaitiApr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact caught a raccoon under my mother's car last night. Sure the little fucker is out to steal her catalytic converter.
Show threadЮніксоїд Apr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact
They are coming...
@johan
Show threadPatty KimuraApr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact Thugs? Masked bandits? Raccoon ninjas?
Show threadMendie ​  Apr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact The others, like me, unfortunately had to get a day job.
Show threadIan SmithApr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact not #teamraccoon but around our new neighborhood the racoons are the well mannered mischief-makers and the crows are doing all the real crime. #dontcrossthecrow
Show thread_maleficentgirlApr 5, 2023

@ambientimpact

🤣 @kawainassif ⬆️

Show threadSusan LewisApr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact certainly dodgy. You see them hanging around outside penny arcades and drinking houses.
Show threadLulu Helle Apr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact no one seems to have noticed the standing raccoon has a pig shadow 🐖
Show threadAmbient.ImpactApr 5, 2023
@LuluHelle 🤯
Show threadChloé RaccoonApr 5, 2023
@ambientimpact @patterfloof Not true! Some of us are fed and can't move...
Show threadAnton HunterApr 7, 2023
@ambientimpact I think @AngelaGuyton and @cathrobots need to see this.
Show threadtrentApr 8, 2023
@ambientimpact Someone wrote a game on that premise: https://hecticelectron.itch.io/raccoon-sky-pirates
Raccoon Sky Pirates by Hectic Electron

Fly your trash ship to the suburbs, raid a house and escape into the night.

itch.io
Show threadAmbient.ImpactApr 9, 2023
@trent Of course this exists. 😂 Thanks!
Show threadCoralineRaccoon_Apr 17, 2023

@ambientimpact

#raccoon #biden #meme

Show threadPiercAmble2KApr 24, 2023

@CoralinePal @ambientimpact

once again asking for Kris Helgen to recognise the Sable as a procyonid.

Show threadquangobaudMay 25, 2023
@ambientimpact
The second picture must be from the entrance to the Back Rooms. 😱
Show threadKontributeGamingMay 25, 2023
@ambientimpact it's why evolution gave them masks by default