Mastodawn

Aure Free Press

7h ago

There was a raccoon in my mom’s attic during a family get-together.

My 6’4” brother put a laundry basket on his head for “protection.” I brought paper towels. That was the plan.

It did not go to plan.

New humorous story on Aure Free Press:

Raccoon patrol, questionable strategy, and one very unimpressed attic resident.

Read it here:
👉 https://www.patreon.com/Free_Press_Forever

#Humor #FamilyStories #WildlifeEncounters #Raccoons #AureFreePress

Jared 4d ago

Banditry sciences graduate student, Smeagol the Raccoon, has just passed her Spider-Raccoon class with flying colors after incorporating actual spider webs into her performance! Graduation is coming up, and she will be my newest Dr. Professor!

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #Raccoon #Raccoons

animalsfarm 4d ago

We had a cute visitor the other day on our porch. They kept curling their head down trying to sleep

#Raccoons

Jared Apr 13

Apparently, Smeagol believes that climbing onto my screen door to hang upside down so she can look through the my doors windows is the way to watch me with those never blinking raccoon eyes of hers.

#SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotogrpahy #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Jared Apr 13

Please sir, I want some more.

#SmeagolTheRaccoon #raccoon #wildlife #wildlifephotography #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons

Jared Apr 12

Australia may have the mythical drop bear, my back yard has the even less rare drop raccoon ready for any unsuspecting humans coming her way.

#Raccoon #Raccoons #Wildlife #WildlifePhotography #animal #SmeagolTheRaccoon

Jared Apr 10

Did you know that this is what a raccoon belly looks like? Did you know that this is what a confused Penguin looks like when she is wondering WTF is making the scratching sound at the door?

#wildlifephotography #raccoon #wildlife #SpookyKittiesRaccoons #Raccoons #SmeagolTheRaccoon #void #cat #cats #Caturday #CatsOfMastodon #CatsTodon #MastoCats #CatsOfFediverse #PetsOfMastodon #BlackCats #BlackCatPropaganda #BlackCat #BlackCatsOfMastodon

Cary Apr 9

For #Doorsday, here's a door post where the door is just background...
Five young raccoons climbing our front door to get at a small wasp nest.
They each try to get at the nest, but each one turns back when they get stung. I like the moment in the video when all 5 are in the middle of the door and it looks like a furry wreath. (Video by the wife; summer 2021)
In the morning the wasp nest was still intact.
#Raccoons #Wildlife #LosAngeles #Persistence