Ken White
Eagerly awaiting confirmation of how many counts Trump is facing so that on the podcast I can tell the story of the time Judge William Matthew Byrne, Jr. yelled at me for like 10 minutes because I brought an indictment with 21 counts.
Apr 3, 2023 at 10:41pmWeb
Show threadCaylaApr 3, 2023
@Popehat
😆 wow, I can't wait to hear that
Show threadPyperkubApr 4, 2023
@Kaminara @Popehat I'd be satisfied with just the Court transcript ;)
Show threadMichael SipiorApr 3, 2023
@Popehat Is there like a twenty count per day limit or something?
Show threadTodd SmithApr 4, 2023
@sipior @Popehat This seems apt:
Show threadScott M. Apr 4, 2023
@sipior @Popehat you have to use the other till
Show threadNick 'The Viking'Apr 3, 2023

@Popehat

Is there a guide-sheet?

Judge Pongo - 19, hard limit
Judge Spongebob - 15, but will go +10 on violent offenders
Judge Spittle - 5, FAFO beyond that not recommended
Judge Catroni - no limit he will throw the book as many times as necessary

Show threadluckysitsinbackApr 3, 2023

@Popehat

10 !? - just an amuse bouche!

Show threadWilliam B. TurnerApr 3, 2023
@Popehat. Tease. Should have waited until you could indict a former president. "Your honor, I'm not to blame for the number of crimes the defendant committed."
Show threadLizardApr 4, 2023

@wbtphdjd @Popehat Hey, Trump's lawyers have been filing all sorts of requests for delays and extensions because there's too many cases to deal with.

Lizard Says: If you don't have the time, commit fewer crimes!

Show threadGorbaApr 3, 2023
@Popehat so the size of an indictment does matter?
Show threadtibbi ✨Apr 3, 2023
@Popehat
Getting all the popcorn ready.
Show threadRobin BobcatApr 3, 2023
@Popehat The number I had heard thrown around was thirty-four, but yes confirmation needed.
Show threadcatastrophileApr 4, 2023
@Popehat popehat rn
Show threadluckysitsinbackApr 4, 2023

@Popehat

https://storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.uscourts.nysd.581639/gov.uscourts.nysd.581639.9.0.pdf

Doc 09 1AC
SDNY Johnson et al v MUSK
is civil-ponzi-RICO (10 counts) - and CLASS ACTION

i didna know

Transcript Order – #663 in In re: Google Play Store Antitrust Litigation (N.D. Cal., 3:21-md-02981) – CourtListener.com

Transcript Order

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Show threadluckysitsinbackApr 4, 2023
@Popehat
(CLASS is 8, RICO is 4)
Show threadluckysitsinbackApr 4, 2023
@Popehat
(ugh: CLASS is 10, w.RICO (4))
Show threadRob needs sci-fi 🚀🛸Apr 4, 2023
@Popehat I’m just waiting for the first RWNJ media outlet to absolutely lose their shit and start hurling literal feces at the camera.
Show threadZoomer AntimillenarianApr 4, 2023
@Popehat Wait, the same guy who presided over the Pentagon Papers trial fiasco?
Show threadKen WhiteApr 4, 2023
@surcomplicated yeop
Show threadZoomer AntimillenarianApr 4, 2023
@Popehat Well, I can certainly see why he'd find complex indictments vexing after that experience.
Show threadTrading Places ResearchApr 4, 2023
@Popehat ‘Hat, we are all here for the stories where a Federal judge yelled at you or opposing counsel. This is the brand you have built
Show threadWilliam PietriApr 4, 2023
@Popehat Dang, it sounds like that guy was what we politely call "colorful". https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_Matthew_Byrne_Jr.
William Matthew Byrne Jr. - Wikipedia

Show threadRhett DerrickApr 4, 2023
@Popehat 21 counts puts you well over the vassal limit, regardless of how high your stewardship is or what your succession laws are. Of course you got yelled at.
Show threadDanApr 4, 2023
@Popehat I look forward to one of the 34 felonies being RICO purely to annoy you.