"Harrison Bergeron" is a dystopian story in which equality is achieved by a Handicapper General who works to reduce any unfair natural advantage anyone is perceived to have.
Sturgeon's Law is the claim that 95% of all creative work is crap.
A merging of the two ("Harrison Stergeron") would be a world where the abnormal 5% of works that are not crap would be forcibly edited to crap level.
One might imagine regretting this, but fear not: the name spelled backward reads "No regrets, no sirrah."