God, how far Alan Dershowitz has fallen. He could start a pillow company at this point.
@Popehat He absolutely should - it could come pre-seeded with his bitter tears
@SameGirlie @Popehat or an underwear line
@LMH174 @Popehat true but methinks no Nantucket prints or Vineyard Vines for his boxers
@SameGirlie @Popehat How about a line called "Debriefing Briefs"
@Popehat so youre telling me dersh smokes crack?
@Popehat don’t give him ideas. 1 is enough.
@Popehat he’s fallen further than his Epstein bullshit?
@jearle @Popehat yeah— how is that even possible
@Popehat Could he? I mean would you risk VC $$$$ on that foolio?
@Popehat Ideally you have a robust pillow situation prepared before the fall. But I guess better late than never.
@Popehat Okay, but ā€˜The Defense Rests’ is actually a good pillow name.

@Popehat BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wouldn't an underwear company be more his speed?

Dersh's Briefs!

@Popehat

What the hell happened to him?

Was it 9/11 or was he just Always Bad and we never realized it?

@Popehat I mean, he defended OJ, so in my eyes he's just coming home.
@Popehat Maybe all this idolizing and removing people from all but the most superficial criticism isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be? In my professional life having people with an Ivy education in a job interview has become a bit of a red flag. Many are brilliant, many wouldn’t have been able to graduate from a community college. I owe it to my employer to make sure what kind I have in front of me.
@Popehat He was always on the edge. He just chose to leap off on the wrong side. Fame fed his ego and his ego consumed him.
@Popehat as long as he leaves his underwear on
@Popehat glad to hear this from a lawyer finally. He’s been such a fucking disgrace for years
@Popehat Heavy competition from the other demented MAGAnaut, maybe Dersh should lean into the expertise he gleaned hanging out with Epstein all those years and start a travel agency?
@Popehat who's fallen further, Dershowitz or Taibbi? Tough call
@Popehat ā€œMy Pillowitzā€?
@Popehat Or someone can put a pillow over Dershbag's face while he sleeps. That would be my preference.
@Popehat if Trump goes down, he’ll spill the beans on a lot of people, including Dershowitz
@Popehat Pity that Claus von Bulow has died — he would be great for the ads.
@Popehat I thought he had started a pillow company. šŸ˜‰
@Popehat Ouch! Gonna need the FDNY for that burn.šŸ”„šŸ”„šŸ”„
@Popehat In my mind he'll never top writing that we must balance torture's wrongness with its effectiveness as proved by, seriously, the Nazis. To think that was 15+ years ago now. https://foreignpolicy.com/2007/11/07/dershowitz-on-torture/
Dershowitz on torture

In which I read Alan Dershowitz so you don't have to: Although I am personally opposed to the use of torture… many decent members of the French Resistance … under Nazi torture, disclosed the locations of their closest friends and relatives…. In several cases involving actions at least as severe as waterboarding, courts have found ...

Foreign Policy
@Popehat Are you sure Dershowitz hasn't already started a pillow company?