God 
Wait until the parents in Florida offended by the statue of David find out what their state is shaped like.
Mar 29, 2023 at 11:26pmWeb
Show threadZenobiaVayneMar 29, 2023
@godpod that would require them to know where Florida is on the map
Show threadPaulina Mar 29, 2023
@godpod  
Show threadSpellbind0127Mar 29, 2023
@godpod no son you may not at that map. Son: can we go for a plain ride then? Parents sure.
Proceeds to cover their kids eyes the entire trip
Show threadKRSMar 29, 2023
@godpod
Show threadJamie BoothMar 29, 2023
@godpod there go the geography lessons.
Show threadJon PotterMar 29, 2023
@godpod Also when they work out what town in Spain Pensacola is named after 😀
Show threadRichard WażnyMar 30, 2023
@RettopNoj @godpod close but no cigar - it is actually from the Choctaw meaning hairy people😜Peniscola, is a municipality in the Province of Castellón🥱🥳
Show threadJon PotterMar 30, 2023
@RcjWaz @godpod Way to spoil a good yarn Richard! 😂
Show threadedgeoforever 🍎Mar 29, 2023
@godpod Shhh! They’ll prohibit geography next!😱
Show threadlordUserMar 30, 2023
@godpod You're always so ruthless, thanks.
Show threadBradley StowersMar 30, 2023
@godpod They think it's a gun. That's the problem.
Show threadClay Campbell esq.Mar 30, 2023
@brad @godpod
I got the impression for them it's the same thing.
Show threadT. Austin BrownMar 30, 2023
@godpod
Show threadLot⁴⁹Mar 30, 2023
@godpod People who call You humorless are sadly mistaken. I mean, You also created @tedcruz.
Show threadBrownian_motionMar 30, 2023
@godpod #lol
Show threadjimdyeMar 30, 2023
@godpod
Show threadOctavia con AmoreMar 30, 2023
@jimdye @godpod "I'm going to put my Italy so far up your Louisianna that you won't get the taste of tomatoes out of your mouth for centuries!"
Show threadgavinisdie Mar 30, 2023
@OctaviaConAmore @jimdye @godpod you win social media
Show threadonecaliberalMar 30, 2023
@godpod But not offended by 6 year olds decapitated by a war machine because they went to school that day.
Show threadAmy Meyers🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇨🇦🇺🇸🐸Mar 30, 2023
@godpod isn’t that there book of God full of porn and incest and bestiality? And anti-Semitism and other stuff that’s getting books banned in Florida now? Some parents in FL ought to protest….
Show threaddave martinMar 30, 2023
@godpod @pivoinebleue Ahhh let ‘em suck dick
Show threadJoeChipMar 30, 2023
@godpod
They don't call it a peninsula for nothing.
Show threadÞór SigurðssonMar 30, 2023
@JoeChip @godpod think someone mis-spelt penisinsult?
Show threadItwasntmeMar 30, 2023
@godpod Flaccid and dysfunctional.
Show threadÞór SigurðssonMar 30, 2023
@godpod Apparently an old geezer's dick is not offensive. Only a good looking guy's dick. Because people ugly on the inside can't compete with it.
Show threadLingua FrancaMar 30, 2023
@godpod Hey God, why is it not ok to see nudity in art, but being a dick is acceptable?
Show threadNautilusMar 30, 2023

@godpod

Seriously American puritans and their obsession with nudity never stops amusing me

Show threadZZ BottomMar 30, 2023
@godpod 😂
Show threadCharlie DanksMar 30, 2023
@godpod ...a gun? Because that's what it feels like with a lot of Floridans.
Show threadBlinker FluidMar 30, 2023
@godpod "looks like it's pissing on Cuba!" - Gallagher
Show threadTankboy87Mar 30, 2023
@godpod Florida is truly the infected penis of America.
Show threadKent BrewsterMar 31, 2023
@godpod yes. See also: “Map Filth,” by B. Kliban.
Show threadPaulaMar 31, 2023
@godpod haha