Breaking: scientists have confirmed that a flag is essentially a piece of decorated fabric that possesses no magical properties and advise everyone to get a fucking grip.
Do you have a flag? - Eddie Izzard

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@jonr @thewritertype My first thought while reading the toot. 😃
@jonr @thewritertype love that clip, also the story (not Eddie's) of how parts of Antarctica were 'claimed' by flying over and chucking a flag out of the aircraft...

@jonr @thewritertype Thanks for helping me find a new* comedy special to watch!

* well, new enough 😆

@thewritertype You mean like a nation is a contract between it’s members (though most people are non-consensually forced to participate) and not a religion.

It’s really hard to make masses work together by reasoning with them, but for some reason claiming it’s magic seems to work. This is likely the reason why organized religion was invented in the first place. Flags and national identities are just a modern religion.

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I'm half-mast thinking about the union thingy-ma-Bobby (🤣 🤣 )
I think this is by 'Spelling Mistakes cost lives'
For the #FlagShaggers who are usually racist Tories.
@thewritertype Note: often being made of polyester which retains its 'folded in the bag' look when used by twats.
@thewritertype Psychology is a lot like magic, but real, and to be ignored at one’s peril.
@thewritertype that piece of decorated fabric just hits different when you are a US Veteran. I don't expect non US Veterans to understand.
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Also breaking, scientists have determined that human behaviour is driven by emotions, not reason, and advise everyone to get over it.