N BallMar 28, 2023
God 
If they cared about kids they’d ban guns instead of books.
Mar 28, 2023 at 1:40amWeb
Show threadAlexíto 🌴Mar 28, 2023
@godpod also not repealing child labor laws
Show threadZenHeathen πŸ™Mar 28, 2023
@UtopianRevolt @godpod Also not repealing child marriage laws
Show threadRob needs sci-fi πŸš€πŸ›ΈMar 28, 2023
@godpod instead they’re going to ban trans people.
Show threadDustin RueMar 28, 2023
@godpod GOP would ban kids before they ban guns
Show threadSigilMar 28, 2023
@dustinrue @godpod Nah. They're like Tories over here in the UK. They need kids for the workhouses.
Show threadAmbigram ArtMar 28, 2023
@sigil @dustinrue @godpod
Show threadThe Other Doug Jones πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦πŸ˜ŽπŸ–– Elbows Up!Mar 28, 2023
@godpod Thoughts and prayers.
Show threadNorthwest Beer GuideMar 28, 2023
@godpod Just stay away from our beer!
Show threadJL RobersonMar 28, 2023
@godpod there you go being infallible again
Show threadDaniel WilsonMar 28, 2023
@godpod Perfectly said πŸ₯°
Show threadtoxtethogradyMar 28, 2023
@godpod Who says they care about kids?
Show threadIshanMar 28, 2023
@toxtethogrady @godpod Exactly
Show threadabsinthiaMar 28, 2023
@godpod more proof pro life is about controlling women. They could care less about kids.
Show threadJames PriceMar 28, 2023
@godpod or naked statues
Show threadTheOneAboveAll Mar 28, 2023
@godpod finally parody accounts are moving over to mastodon, that's a great sign
Show threadJudy With The Booty🌈Mar 28, 2023
@godpod it's so weird to me that eminem got censured for rapping a sentence like "he shoots up a school..." but having a gun is a right defended with their lives.
So, owning a gun is a God-given right for all Americans, but you can't rap about the consequences of that poorly regulated 'freedom'... right..
Show threadSpatialmdlMar 28, 2023
@godpod
As an #athesist can I say, thankyou God?
Show threadMsPraxisMar 28, 2023
@Spatialmdl you can to that one because he exists πŸ˜‚
Show threadSpatialmdlMar 28, 2023
@MsPraxis One of the good ones
Show threadBastet ι­”ηŽ‹ζ§˜ 😈Mar 28, 2023
@godpod
Another fix would be a working social net and working healthcare. *That* should be the pistol on the GOPs chest, you want your guns? Fine, give us proper social and healthcare and you can keep your guns. Otherwise they will be removed.
Show threadBradley StowersMar 28, 2023
@godpod Kids don’t have lobbyists to buy golf junkets for politicians. Stupid kids.
Show threadchef 😎Mar 28, 2023

@godpod
But the book lobby doesn't pay enough to the GOP.

Dummies. πŸ€·β€β™‚οΈ 😩

Show threadTerry CarterMar 28, 2023
@godpod "They." Do. Not. Care. About. Kids. They want them raised in ignorance and brainwashed. They let them go hungry. And, as we've seen time and time again, they do not care if they're killed.
Show threadCps10001Mar 28, 2023
@godpod Absolutely.
Show threadJustinMar 28, 2023
@godpod Amen!
Show threadAmbigram ArtMar 28, 2023
@godpod
Show threadReetuuwMar 28, 2023
@godpod what books have they banned?
Show threadFrivolousCatMar 28, 2023
@godpod W
Show threadLeaBugMar 28, 2023
@godpod they don't care about kids.
Show threadShadow HeartMar 28, 2023
@godpod ban the bribes then the guns get banned.
Show threadAlexander Portnoy 🌊 πŸ³οΈβ€πŸŒˆMar 28, 2023
@godpod I am more afraid of guns than I am of drag queens, and I know I am not the only one that feels this way.
Show threadGeekmoto13Mar 29, 2023
@godpod that will never work until you smite the criminals committing crimes and getting guns illegally
Show threadMike WeizMar 28, 2023
@godpod They care more about keeping those bribes from the NRA coming in..