Well now in the waning days of Twitter, I will have NO reason to ever look at "for you," populated as it will be with the fools who bear the Blue Check Mark of the Eight-Buck Schmuck.
I've been played for a loser and played for a fool,
I've been busted and dusted and kicked outta school,
But no matter how much my life may suck
At least I ain't no eight-buck schmuck.
My pockets are empty, ain't got no dime
I've done the crime and done the time,
And I'm broke and busted and down on my luck
But at least I ain't no eight-buck schmuck.
I may be broke and busted and a two-bit cruiser
But at least I ain't no blue check loser.
Lol. I still go with “Space Karen” but “Eight-Buck Schmuck” is a close second.