It's impossible to put a lava lamp in a basement.

As soon as it's underground, it's a magma lamp.

@TheLetterTen If you put the lamp in private parts, does it become a smegma lamp?

@TheLetterTen I read the first line of this to my roommate and watched her rattle off a snap justification (something about temperature) before she realized it was a joke

she made me leave the room when I read her the second line 😂

@TheLetterTen well, that would explain why it stopped working
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If you throw it high into the air is it a Tephra Lamp?
@TheLetterTen thank you for helping me ruin tonight’s dinner conversation. It was a big hit!
@TheLetterTen Likewise, it's technically a chocolate magma cake until you stick your fork in it and the chocolate starts flowing out
@TheLetterTen If you put it to your lapel, it’s then a lavalier lamp 😣