I work on #Excel, and this still cracks me up every time I see it
@Kclemson Here's the real question - knowing that some figs are created with the enzymes from broken down dead wasps, are figs vegetarian?
@JenMsft @Kclemson And suddenly there is a great sigh of relief that I don't recall ever eating a fig.
@JenMsft @Kclemson i mean, don’t all plants need broken down dead matter in some form
@JenMsft @Kclemson (I love this question btw)
@JenMsft @Kclemson it’s not exploitation or cruelty (indeed, it’s symbiotic), so I’d expect most vegans would consider it vegan.
@da5is @JenMsft mastodon: come for the memes about excel, stay for the insights about fig+wasp symbiosis
@Kclemson @JenMsft Nearly completely unrelated; every time I’ve eaten a fig, I wish it would have been a date.
@da5is When I ate a date I thought 'Hmm I hate these as much as I hate figs'