ebel auroraMar 22, 2023
Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this
Show threadAvisJay 
@ebel Me: I need a new Smartphone
Samsung: Sure
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 600000 ton floating natural gas liquifier
Samsung: You are not gonna believe this
Mar 24, 2023 at 6:57amWeb
Show thread(car '(potato lisper))Mar 24, 2023
@avis_jay Mitsubishi enters the chat https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mitsubishi_Group
Mitsubishi Group - Wikipedia

Show threadJaddyMar 24, 2023

@potato_lisper

Works with others as well:

"OK, I have this telephone now. Where can I buy a wind turbine and a high speed train?"

Siemens: "well, actually..."

@avis_jay

Show threadEmily SMar 24, 2023

@avis_jay @ebel ok, I'm going to need to defend my new gas platform from an invading army, who can you recommend...

Samsung: let me introduce you to Samsung airspace industries

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/K9_Thunder?wprov=sfla1

K9 Thunder - Wikipedia

Show thread\~Sleep~/Sep 30, 2023
@avis_jay @ebel
Me: Hey, I want to buy a calculator for math class
Texas Instruments: Sure thing, anything else you need?
Me: Yeah, the math class is in Ukraine. Do you know where I could get an anti-tank missile system?
Texas Instruments: You’re not gonna believe this