Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this
@ebel Me: Just on the off-chance, I also need some nuclear reactors. Big ones.
Hitachi: As a matter of fact...

@arclight @ebel Me: I'm also gonna need some transistors, a few thousand disk drives, and a big container ship to send them all.

Hitachi: SAY NO MORE

@javierk4jh @arclight @ebel Me: This is pushing it, but can you provide a train to ship them on?

Hitachi: As luck would have it...