Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this

@ebel

Me: Hey, by any chance do you have a--
Hyundai: I'ma stop you there. Yes.

@memory @ebel s/hyundai/yamaha/g also works for this...

@dwenius @ebel generally yeah although Yamaha oddly doesn't have an automotive division.

They make great pianos though!

@memory @ebel Cars and trucks, no. Motorcycles, ATVs, boats...yes 😂