Me: I need a "personal massager"
Hitachi: No problem, here's our Magic Wand. Anything else?
Me: You wouldn't happen to know where I can get a 20-ton industrial crawler excavator would you?
Hitachi: You're not gonna believe this
@ebel just don’t get them mixed up. Learned that lesson the hard way.
@masterdon @ebel No shit. If you've ever had to dig out the foundations for a skyscraper using a Magic Wand, that's not a mistake you'll make again.
@angusm @ebel amen brother. Amen
@angusm @ebel *bzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz*