POLL: Best nickname for Elon Musk

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Space Karen
67.1%
Dilbert Stark
16.9%
The Emerald Heir Incel
10%
Singularity Fash
5.9%
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@cstross I often call him Melon Husk over on the Muskbird place.
@hntdove
Ooo, good one! I've used MElon before, but definitely prefer yours. I think my favorite is Elongated Muskrat, and of course “tiny fingered, Cheeto-faced, ferret wearing shitgibbon” is an all time classic
@cstross
@BrentInMasto @hntdove @cstross The Most Divorced Man EVER
@marypcbuk I know, right? Also funny how many children he has yet still comes across as an incel
@hntdove @cstross
@BrentInMasto @hntdove @cstross even some of those children have divorced him
@hntdove @cstross I'm still tipping my hat to David Simon's excoriating final thread and using mr sparky car
@hntdove
Dump the husk, grab the tusk!
@cstross
@notsoloud @cstross I have professional reasons not to do that. I sell books on both services, and my platform there is more than 10x bigger than this one.