You know what's great about Mastodon? Putting effort into writing a long thread and waking up to the Self-Appointed-Mastodon-Police telling you that long threads are an "inappropriate" way to use Mastodon.

And by "great", I mean, really annoying.

No.

There are plenty of ways to uses Mastodon. Not everyone needs to use it the same way, and no one is required to follow your imagined rules.

Don't like what I post? Unfollow and block are free.

The incessant "homeowners association" style policing here is, well, weird.
@mattblaze Your trash bins may only be on the street on garbage day between the hours of 7am and 4pm. The compost bin must be on the left, recycling in the middle and landfill bin on the right. Bins must never be overfilled and the lids must be fully closed. The wheels of each bin must touch the curb and may not be placed in front of your driveway. It is very important that these rules be followed consistently by all community members to preserve the beauty of our neighborhood.
@bondolo @mattblaze as written by a prolific NextDoor user who keeps the neighborhood informed about “suspicious” people and activities