The Volatile MermaidSon, I’m going to talk to you about the birds and the bees. They don’t fuck each other, thank god, because the resulting wasp hawk would destroy us all.
🐇@OhNoSheTwitnt The tarantula hawk exists as a monument to past mistakes.
SusiAnsujali@OhNoSheTwitnt I LOL‘ed. Hard. Scared the dog.
T.Wllmsgod yes.. .the murder hornets types would be incredible and swarming...
llewelly@OhNoSheTwitnt but the tarantula hawk wasp is a real thing with a real bad sting (although they hardly ever use it on people) and now I have questions.
Iwillyeah@OhNoSheTwitnt what about a bumble boobie? I reckon I could take one of those. Or, you know, a pair.
🦋Amara J. Lynn🔥
☕️@OhNoSheTwitnt plot bunny
Allen Stenhaus@OhNoSheTwitnt Don't they have those in Japan? It's just, we call them murder hornets or something?
Alan Harper VK3XE@OhNoSheTwitnt same reason aussies say “we aren’t here to fuck spiders”
Adara Astin@OhNoSheTwitnt It's good to have science teachers here on Mastodon.
Yohannon@OhNoSheTwitnt oh THERE you are (clicks “follow”)
Beefy Goblin@OhNoSheTwitnt whale sperm is so effective you can use it to impregnate a cow. Imagine the possible combinations
Laura J Mixon
Bioalchemy13 🇺🇸🇺🇦@OhNoSheTwitnt Yeah, like who’s gonna tend the honey vulture hives??