Garibaldi’s Homeopathic BikeI'm worried about crime, so I asked a friend from Texas what I needed to defend my home. He said a 9mm, a couple of clips, and a box of shells. I put it together pretty quickly. Still not sure how it's supposed to work, though...
Vayl Larkin (they/them)@peemee Just so you know, a double barrel with a box of shells will do you better. Get bird shells, and they won't risk penetrating walls and hitting random family members.
Am I taking the joke farther? Have I just missed the point entirely? Who can say?! ... But I really, really want to see the bird shells. It's Easter! They could be purple!
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