The Volatile MermaidJust so we’re clear here, Florida wants to ban children from discussing their periods but also wants student athletes to report their periods, in case you were still unclear about how fucking dumb these people are.
EvelynTOP SECRET
Agent 451 to HQ:
Red tide on the beaches, 6 days. Enhanced interrogation techniques endured. Collateral damage: 1 pair white pants. 451 out.