OK how about this for a web site
@jonny I remember back in the early 00's there was a website that opened a whole bunch of UI-less popup windows in a grid similar to this. It was considered revolutionary at the time but I don't think you could even make it work now!
@andy_warb
it is possible still! you just need people to give you permission to open the popups, at least in ff. that'll be a basic part of accessing this site: do u choose the popup route or the normal website route lol