Look, I understand that global pandemics are serious and many people died and we're still at risk, but I don't want us to lose sight of the equally important fact that raccoon dogs apparently exist and look like this and I would like one.
@josephthomas James would LOVE to have a raccoon dog buddy!
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Attached: 1 image Today I am harnessing the power of #MarshMadness to say, LEAVE THE RACCOON DOG ALONE! 😭 I mean, why would you want this guy NOT to hang out with you?

WEATHER IS HAPPENING
@josephthomas The U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service also moved to classify raccoon dogs as federally injurious animals, making them illegal to import or possess. That rule took effect on Jan. 17, 1983. They are extremely smelly and need a lot of space to thrive. https://tinyl.io/86ib
@josephthomas This is why we have the movie Pom Poko.
@josephthomas Are you sure that’s not just a raccoon after some cosmetic surgery?