The landing deck of the ship opens and out steps the first player: Star of the hit season ‘WANNA BE ON TOP’ @TOP steps out of the ship.

"HELLO LADIES AND GENTLEMEN AND HOMOSEXUALS AND NON BINARY... PEOPLE OF ALL... UM... GENDER APPROPRIATIONS??!!... UHHH... AND THE UGH PRONOUNS UGH... EVERYONE IS INCLUDED!!!"

Footsteps can be heard as @RuPaul steps outside of the ship next.

“Hello, hello, hello!” waits for applause “It's me, Mother RuPual. Once a Singer, Actress and global phenomenon (it goes on and on), now just a humble gal here to turn up the heat and probably slice off a few bitches! Can you handle the heat? Because your country breakfast is ready! Now if you can't love yourself how in the HELL you're gonna love somebody else can I get amen up in here?!”

@TOP gleefully applauds him. “YOU REMIND ME OF KANDI IF SHE MAYBE GOT LESS SURGERY ON HER BEAUTIFUL, AMAZING, GLORIOUS, WONDERFUL, AND HANDCRAFTED BY GOD AND PERHAPS MANY DOCTORS FACE.”

“Oh good, someone from the pit crew is here. I need to be moisturized.” @RuPaul responded.

@TOP looked around, confused. “OH I LOVE PITS, I CAN TOTALLY EXPLORE YOURS IF YOU’D LIKE.”

“Well butter me up like a biscuit at a Tuesday brunch because I’d like to bite. Laughing noise.” @RuPaul said.

@ParisHilton is the next player to emerge from the ship.

“One night in Paris, now more nights on a spaceship. Does anyone think spacetravelling is a good thing? I love Meghan Trainor, I think she’s a really interesting artist.”

“Is that Courtney Act? It’s so somewhat pleasant to see you here.” @RuPaul says to @ParisHilton, mistaking her for a drag queen.

“Who’s caught in like what? I like.. Don’t even know like what like you’re talking about like. Ha. Sliving! That’s hot! Catchphrase!” Paris responded.

@RuPaul, still under the impression that the blonde before him was a drag queen, responded: “I am your mother, you listen to me.”

“I like didn’t even like recognize you. You’re like so obsessed with me.” @ParisHilton said, hugging Rupaul as he tried to force her away from him. “That’s so hot.”

@TOP steps in, forming a group hug with the others as he speaks to Rupaul. “IF YOU LIKE I CAN CALL YOU MOMMY TOO.”

“GRANT IS NOT HERE, BUT IF YOU’D LIKE, I CAN GRANT YOU ANY WISH. RUPAUL IS HERE TOO. ” @TOP smiled and approached @itsryannxox

“Why would I rue that Paul is here? I would have never expected him to leave his house.” Ryan asked, confused.

@itsryannxox awkwardly smiled and waved to @RuPaul, trying to step away from @TOP.

Rupaul waved back, unsure of who Ryan was. “And you are? Oh yeah! Uh.. uh.. You were so much fun on Season 12 I think? You’re giga? Um.. Jack? Uh… Uh Jadavanescence?? Good to see you!”

“Has Season 12 happened yet? I don’t keep track.” Ryan asked, still having Rupaul mistaken for someone else, “Well, I’m glad you’re the one familiar face here instead of the short one or the one obsessed with flamingos.”

The next cast member skipped out of the ship's door.

“Hola!” Björk and Meghan Trainor collaborator @Feoba stepped out of the ship. “Did someone say flamingo? Cause I think it’s time for space to get a little tropical. Now, who brought the sangria?”

"Oh wow, oh wow! Ahhh this is so exciting! It’s great to see you! I'm glad we can both step away from out responsibilities(?) to be here.” @Feoba said to @Itsryanxox.

“If only I can say the same!” Ryan smiled back at Rob. “Why don’t you go and talk to Paul now, and just like, away from me-ish? thanks.”

Suddenly everyone went quiet as the ground began to shake. Waddling out of the ship arrived @Xtina.

“You never thought a legend would walk through, Legend X has arrived on the spaceship."

The other members quietly stared at @Xtina for a few moments before @RuPaul broke the silence, “Well... let us know when a legend arrives!”

Christina approached the other players, not understanding the comment. @ParisHilton smiled and hugged her. “Girl, if you were like 400 pounds lighter we could totally like be like friends!”

"I’m a Chic that can Pose during the Dance Revolution." @Xtina continued... "This is a Glass Haus so don’t throw any stones. From the Moment I Saw You I put my Heart On The Line. I listened to the Voices In My Head and they said Catch This Feeling When The Lights Go Out. So Don’t You Pity Me when I-”

“Are you just referencing all your singles in an attempt to get us to remember any of them?” @ParisHilton asked. “Cause if you were like anyone else, that’d be like so hot.”

“Yes, Yes I am. I love both shoehorning my career into any conversation while simultaneously not wanting to promote it at all." @Xtina stood there as if she had said something profound. "Call it the duality of man. Call it.. The duality of Legend X.”

“Gonna call it the duality of… a man cause that’s all I see in front of me.” @ParisHilton responded.

The door to the ship opens again.

“Reigning DOM(s).” @GrantGustin snapped his fingers as he stepped out, “I've said murders were going to be vicious, but this time they'll be delicious."

@Xtina looked around confused as usual, but upon hearing the word ‘Delicious’ she felt the need to remind people she was on a No. 1 single once.

“Want to hear a fun fact? I was on the song ‘Delicious’, I was a part of it. I was there and I witnessed it. I’ve been a part of many songs before. A lot of people consider me a pioneer in the industry." She lied. (1)

"It’s almost uh a place between in your voice when you yawn and it’s kinda like between a belt and a falsetto and a largo and a lento and a venti coffee. You know, I’m very black and sometimes white. I’m either like HEEEEEY or I’m like heeeeyyy. You know? It’s like.. It’s.. it’s..”

@Xtina looked around to realize that none of the crew were actually paying any attention to her.

The doors to the ship opened once again, and out stepped @HarryStyles,

“Hello, it's Harry Styles. I'm a singer-songwriter who makes music. I'm here hoping I don't die once again, so good day mates!”

@Feoba cheered and ran up to @HarryStyles, hugging him tightly. “Oh my god this is going to be amazing! Ah Styles Ah Boyfriend Ah Grammys”

"I totally agree babe." Harry said, "I'd love for the world to see our love."

The cameras had to cut away again due to censor concerns.

The camera cut back to @itsryannxox who was currently "snuggle u" with @GrantGustin.

“I know you’re married and all that,” Ryan said, “but if you ever feel lonely while on set-”

The door to the ship opened again, and out walked @TroyeSivan.

“Murder is my husband, murder is a god. Murder is the breeze in my hair on the weekend, murder's a relaxing thought. Murder is the winner of last season, coming straight home to me. Me and murder vibe like that.”

@GrantGustin and @itsryannxox instantly put some distance between themselves as @TroyeSivan approached.

“I have to tell you Troye, I’m a huge fan.” Ryan complimented the music idol. “What you did in the Ghostbuster film was stuff of legend.”

“Did I ask?” Troye responded, grabbing Grant’s hand.

@LanaDelRey, pulled away from her vacation, walks out of the ship having put less care in her outfit than she does with her remix single covers.

“Not this again…” She said.