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Molly White"it's not like we can put the genie back in the bottle! 🤷" – VC who stands to profit massively from the release of the genie, and who has worked tirelessly to release said genie
Allan Chow@molly0xfff spared no expense!
cd ~@grumpasaurus @molly0xfff of other people's money
@cd_home @molly0xfff don't mind me, just looking for my exit!
Michael Gemar@molly0xfff “While there may be some teething pains in these early days of the Torment Nexus, it undoubtedly has upside potential that simply needs time to be realized.”
@molly0xfff (And once again kudos to Alex Blechman on the birdsite for coming up with such a horrifyingly useful meme.)
Tim G@michaelgemar @molly0xfff
I saved myself a copy from the fire at the other place before I got in the escape pod.
I saved myself a copy from the fire at the other place before I got in the escape pod.
Pierre Gab@TG_Esq @michaelgemar @molly0xfff The first time I thought about this was when I heard about the Palantir company...
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ATellurian@molly0xfff Clearly a celebratory statement.
infinite_loopy@molly0xfff Famous well poisoner takes firm stance in favor of poisoning wells
Andreas K@infinite_loopy @molly0xfff Although nowadays, it's climate destroyer. We destroyed enough, so avoiding at least some tipping points is either impossible or would take extremely painful measures. So, 🤷 , it doesn't matter any more, let's continue to destroy our planet.
BTW, the last oxygen and water bottles are reserved for the worthy, aka billionaires.
PeoriaBummer@molly0xfff “Woah woah woah! Let’s not be hasty. I still have two wishes left.” - same VC, after we’ve all seen his first wish ruin the world
Miron 🇪🇺@molly0xfff can we have some context?
Noah Gibbs@hmiron @molly0xfff I'm gonna go with "let's build AI with the intention that it will replace a variety of low-wage workers with cheap horrible alternatives, with the side effect of poisoning the internet with a ton of wrong crap, everywhere, so you can't even *find* the stuff written by humans."
That seems to be the current genie.
Just J@molly0xfff @clpolk Can we stuff the VC into to bottle instead and re-seal it?
Are we absolutely certain we can't? I say we need to study it scientifically before we say it can't be done. And naturally, N<50, or it's just not science!
Pēteris Krišjānis@molly0xfff yes, we can shut down all VCs.
It is not that they really contribute that much to economy. They really don't.
It is not that they really contribute that much to economy. They really don't.
mhoye@molly0xfff “we’re all trying to figure out who did this” says man holding genie bottle in one hand, lid in other.
unsponsor@molly0xfff it all comes back to christina aguilera
My camera shoots fascists*genie causes a great uproar by eating people's faces*
"Well, who knew the face-eating genie would eat people's faces?"
—Company that released the face-eating genie while promoting its face-eating ability.
Mark Hughes@molly0xfff also, it's not a genie.
BoredomFestival@molly0xfff s/genie/Torment Nexus/
doublejay@molly0xfff you mean, someone who bought a rusty lamp lamp from tech bro who told him it was magic ?