nvidia: we are very concerned that if you don’t add 2fa to this account we forced you to make, criminals might download these free drivers without giving us accurate marketing demographic details

your bank: sorry, what? you want two tractors?

@0xabad1dea I have a credit card that I can't pay until I reset my password. Every. Time.
@0xabad1dea
I think they're storing passwords incorrectly

@RnDanger @0xabad1dea
Then there's the case when your encoding fails and all non-USASCII characters are equivalent to '?'.

But $LARGE_MEDIA_COMPANY fixed that long ago.