nvidia: we are very concerned that if you don’t add 2fa to this account we forced you to make, criminals might download these free drivers without giving us accurate marketing demographic details

your bank: sorry, what? you want two tractors?

@0xabad1dea I'm still trying to figure out why the payment portal for my doctor has an "I'm not a robot" check.
@Hasufin @0xabad1dea my local pizza place sometimes wants a captcha both after logging in and before payment. just in case I'd been borged while deciding what toppings I want.