nvidia: we are very concerned that if you don’t add 2fa to this account we forced you to make, criminals might download these free drivers without giving us accurate marketing demographic details

your bank: sorry, what? you want two tractors?

@0xabad1dea Back when I got my first yubikey, my credit union didn't allow passwords over 8 characters long. When they extended that limit to 16 or something I called it a win.
@tekhedd “password” is 8 characters…
@tekhedd
My place of work still limits passwords to 8 alphanumeric characters, no symbols or spaces. Also the assign them to you every six months.
@0xabad1dea