Matt
I accidentally said “hey Shirley” instead of “hey Siri” to my phone this morning and now it is stuck in airplane mode.
Mar 10, 2023 at 12:49pmWeb
Show threadBen Mar 10, 2023
@matt you can’t be serious.
Show threadPseudo NymMar 10, 2023

@bdh_photos @matt

Beat me to it.

Show threadMarco van Burgsteden 🍋Mar 11, 2023
@pseudonym @bdh_photos @matt Surely.
Show threadEvan WexlerMar 10, 2023
@matt
Show threadStephanie O. Mar 10, 2023
@matt ba dum tss
Show threadStephanie O. Mar 10, 2023
@matt also, Apple should've programmed in her responding to Shirley and have it say "Okay, but don't call me Shirley"
Show threadDavid Landon Mar 10, 2023
@matt
Show threadAntonio YonMar 10, 2023
@matt How do I turn on the jive mode?
Show threadOasus Plainsview Mar 10, 2023
@matt
@ceralor Surely you can't be serious
Show threadTrojan DuckMar 10, 2023

@matt "Shirley, you can't be serious?"

"I am serious. And don't call me, surely."

Show threadAaronetics  Mar 10, 2023
@matt Golly!
Show threadShadow HeartMar 10, 2023
@matt
Show threadThat GamerMar 10, 2023

@matt

And what did Siri say?

"Don't call me Shirley"?

Show threadLog 🪵Mar 10, 2023
@matt [Spit take.] Great. Now everyone knows I have a drinking problem.
Show threadpyrusMar 10, 2023
@matt I just want you to know, were all counting on you
Show threadBruce Heerssen Mar 10, 2023
@matt Surely it's not that serious.
Show threadvieuxnezMar 10, 2023
@matt
Show threaddr 🛠️🛰️📡🎧Mar 10, 2023
@matt unsubscribe
Show threadBlueShiftNZMar 10, 2023
@matt Looks like you picked the wrong day to give up sniffing glue...
Show threadarnimfMar 10, 2023
@matt sneaky.
Show threadClarissa C. S. RyanMar 11, 2023
@matt omg
Show threadBlackDutchSnarkMar 11, 2023
@matt
Show threadTom MooreMar 11, 2023
@matt Don’t call it Shirley.
Show threadMichael GurskiMar 11, 2023
@matt an airplane is a vessel that moves people from one place to another quickly, but that's not important right now...
Show threadIn Search of a Better WorldMar 11, 2023
@matt Ouch.🛫
Show threadDavid H. McCoyMar 11, 2023

@matt

You picked the wrong time to give up sniffing glue.

Show threadcatsynth / amanda cMar 13, 2023
@matt oy vey 😹
Show threadJon CMar 13, 2023

@matt beats having Siri and Alexa fighting it out because you got them riled up. 🤣

https://youtu.be/f_1dhKsELzs

Siri vs Alexa

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Show threadurigMar 13, 2023
@goeland86 @matt You call that a fight? THIS is a fight: https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxokP6nLYl-kLwatpSRiSFjI5jo1ChD1El
✂️ Airplane Girl Scouts Fight Scene

45 seconds · Clipped by Uri Goldstein · Original video "Airplane! (4/10) Movie CLIP - Girl Scout Tussle (1980) HD" by Movieclips

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Show threadYour Future ExMar 13, 2023
@matt
Show threadurigMar 13, 2023
@matt Wrong day to quit sniffing glue then!
Show threadLong StarbirdMar 13, 2023

@matt What kind of phone? Surely it isn't one of these..?

https://phonedb.net/index.php?m=device&id=2396&c=pantech_im-a600s_sirius

Pantech IM-A600S Sirius | Device Specs | PhoneDB

Specs: 2010 Apr, Android, Qualcomm Snapdragon S1 QSD8250, 2008, 32 bit, single-core, 32 Kbyte I-Cache, 32 Kbyte D-Cache, 256 Kbyte L2, 65 nm, Qualcomm Adreno 200 GPU, 512 MiB RAM, 1024 MiB ROM, 3.7 inch, 480x800, AM-OLED display, T-DMB receiver, GPS, 4.9 MP camera, 0.3 MP sec. cam, 1400 mAh battery

Show threadSamMar 14, 2023
@matt
next level
well played. 😋
Show threadRoger PMar 14, 2023
@matt I see what you did there. And I like it.
Show thread˜”*°• Papigoe 🏳️‍🌈 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇳🇴Mar 22, 2023
@matt Lesley Nielson wud be prood.
Show threadBrian WooleyMar 22, 2023

@matt

This is an entirely different kind of joking—altogether.