I've been playing with the Mastodon API and have made @rubybot - they will run any Ruby you send them:

```
puts [
%w{🤖 👋 💥}.sample,
“Hi everyone, happy",
Time.now.strftime("%A!")
].join(" ")

{
“Version" => RUBY_VERSION,
"Platform" => RUBY_PLATFORM
}.each do |k, v|
puts "#{k}: #{v}"
end
```