Siri, show me a dog living his best possible life. #DogsOfMastodon
@onlyindevon this is what joy looks like.
@onlyindevon Every puppy's dream is to grow up to become a branch manager.
@onlyindevon There's going to be some drama with that excellent stick at the fence gate.
@theLastTheorist There was, but it just meant that we ended up with a collection of three slightly smaller sticks.
@onlyindevon Reminds me of a German Shepherd we had when I was a kid. When I'd throw a stick he'd invariably come back with a larger one, which he then refused to let go of. One time he didn't return at all and I had to follow the growling coming from the undergrowth ... where I found him attempting to drag an entire fallen tree!
@onlyindevon ๐ŸŽถwhoops there goes another rubber tree plant๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿผ
@onlyindevon He fetched the stick. Now you have to throw it
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the cat equivalent...๐Ÿ˜