How do you determine who “wins” on a date?
Wrong answers only.

I’ll start:

* When they roll over and show you their belly
* When they explode in a shower of coins
* When you return the U-haul keys (that’s a tie)
* Civil disobedience arrest speedrun
* Cat talent show with confused bystander judges
* Longest Wikipedia page “controversy” section

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