Low Quality FactsYesterday I was at my local Starbucks explaining NFTs to random customers (as I do every Thursday) and someone said NFTs are dumb. I took out my phone and showed them a picture of a cartoon squirrel. I said "Oh yeah? I spent $4,000 on this bad boy. What if I sell it for more? How dumb will NFTs be then?" Everyone stood up and clapped. The manager said I get free Frappuccinos for life.
Lazarou Monkey Terror πππ@lowqualityfacts (I love how together, we KILLED NFTs......feels like a genuine achievement)
AI6YR Ben
Don Whiteside@lowqualityfacts Fake! If this is real you would have minted an NFT to commemorate the occasion and the secret billionaire who dresses like a hobo and hangs out there would have bought it for $1M
UrsaI screencapped your squirrel for zero dollars.
Martin Nutbeem@lowqualityfacts Tip: You should get in quick on Blobchain.
It's like blockchain, but [throws glitter in air] blobby.
Trojan Duck@lowqualityfacts He was this big guy in tears, right? I know this guy personally.
DJDarren@lowqualityfacts ππΌππ½ππ»ππΏππΏππ½ππΌππΎππ»
bassplayerWe looked at creating NFTs for my wife's art. Getting a cut of all successive sales seemed interesting. Ultimately we decided against. The gas fees for eth were too damn high at the time and several prominent NFT markets were hacked. Also I'm not a fan of proof of stake which is where eth is going
I still own BTC. Recently the NY Fed published a report that said BTC outperformed the S&P 500 and gold.
Be careful out there. Make good decisions.
Bear the Dad@lowqualityfacts Checkmate, atheists!
Yasoo Morimoto@lowqualityfacts
What a hero
What a hero
Snowball@lowqualityfacts I pay you 4 cents for it now.
Log πͺ΅@lowqualityfacts Mmmm... what if the squirrel wore different hats? Then each differently-hatted squirrel could also be worth $4000!
Max Leibman has moved!@lowqualityfacts Remember to add #AltText to your #NFT!
VerΔandi K Soldusty@maxleibman @lowqualityfacts
Alt text for NFT: Receipt for image of squirrel. Amount paid $4,000.00.
Alt text for NFT: Receipt for image of squirrel. Amount paid $4,000.00.
Seph Harrison@lowqualityfacts I've been meaning to make an NFT from the worse of two photos I took at a Cardinal's game from a 3rd base box that includes the Arch and the Milenium hotel in the back. Since it's the worse of the two photos, I figure why not see how much I can get a sucker to pay for it, and I'll keep the better photo for m'self.
Buffalo Rude
WalesToot@lowqualityfacts Of course this really happened. Og course it did.
patrick@lowqualityfacts I was there and overheard that conversation! But I couldnβt afford the squirrel NFT, bought a $2k chipmunk and nobody clapped and I didnβt get any free fraps 
Laimis@lowqualityfacts lol I was just about to start arguing....
Enby Shark@lowqualityfacts I believe this account should be called HIGH quality facts because there are actually people like this
@lowqualityfacts NFT you say?
I love owning the receipt to a thing I purchased but will never have in my possession.
I love owning the receipt to a thing I purchased but will never have in my possession.