Brosephine WiresCat Jesus: so that’s when I said “father, forgive them; they know not what they do”… but then, like 3 days later I was BACK— and I still have 8 more lives
Urban Hermit@JoParkerBear baby alpacas, looking like scratching posts come to life.
Peter Kahn🏳️⚧️🇺🇦🇵🇸🏳️🌈@JoParkerBear @Urban_Hermit i was told there would be fishes
AstronutCymru@JoParkerBear and then cat jesus said “so, you can keep the loaves, but those two fishes are mine!”
Druce@JoParkerBear “No, that was only camels through the eye of a needle. Alpacas are fine.”
Caroline@JoParkerBear Check out his flock!
Sam
"Sandman" Dream of a Thousand Cats/Calliope (TV Episode 2022) - IMDb
Dream of a Thousand Cats/Calliope: Directed by Louise Hooper, Hisko Hulsing. With Tom Sturridge, Sandra Oh, Rosie Day, David Gyasi. In this two-part story collection, a Siamese cat dreaming of a new world and a writer in desperate need of inspiration cross paths with Morpheus.
LAUREN@JoParkerBear
Preaching to an Alpacad house
Preaching to an Alpacad house
@JoParkerBear I've never seen shorn llamas! They seem quite vulnerable.
@JoParkerBear Alpacas...not llamas!
@billclassified@JoParkerBear I was told there would be no math involved.
❄️Faerie❄️@JoParkerBear I am now just going to think of this whenever unfortunate memories of the Bible come up. That is fantastic.
@FrostPoem awww that makes me so happy ❤️
TheAlexNevil@JoParkerBear I had hoped this was Beto.
@TheAlexNevil Beto is not so by the book 😸
Joshua@JoParkerBear That’s the kitty Buddha. You can tell because his disciples are llamas.
rainey 🌻Alpacas, but for the sake of the joke we can let that slide. 😛 😇
Codey McCodeface@JoParkerBear @batkaren "... and now, let us turn to Llamantations 3, verse 16..."