β€œWhat fresh fuckery is this?”

- me, at the supermarket, in the fuckery aisle

@UnFitz2 make sure you get the ethical free-range fuckery. It costs a little more, but you'll have a clear conscience...
@UnFitz2 Mmm, just like the fuckery grandma used to make!"
@UnFitz2 I get my grocery store fuckery delivered.