β€œWhat fresh fuckery is this?”

- me, at the supermarket, in the fuckery aisle

@UnFitz2 "Excuse me sir, this fuckery appears to be out of date."
@Stoned_Deva_ Right?? I specifically asked for FRESH

@UnFitz2 @Stoned_Deva_

Nothing worse than fuckery that's past its sell-by date...

@rgulick @Stoned_Deva_ Stale fuckery can go fuck itself, amirite?