We DNA tested our dog and it turns out he killed a guy in Toledo in ‘79
It tastes you
Forty years ago?
That’s… 308 in dog years.
So… your dog must have access to… time travel?
YOUR HOMICIDAL DOG IS A TIME TRAVELER?!?
It's
No Bad Dogs
Yeah but only one, so…
Exoneration!!!!!
@lolennui he had it comin' though.
Turns out that was the man who shot his paw...