one of our bike mechanic customers said they have been dreaming of a taco ride in which a (large) group of cyclists attempted to eat all of the tacos in portland. “not, like, deplete the stores of tacos in the city,” said Joshua, more like eating at least one taco from every cart and restaurant and truck that sold them.

not only is this the kind of #bikefun of the #portland I love most, but now I am wondering: *could* you deplete the city of its stores of tacos? what would happen then?