HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with β€œfor fuck sake, what now”
@Smooheed Hah! I had one years ago where boss asked me very nicely if in meetings I could try saying something like "sadly that seems not to be the case" instead of "you're talking shite" πŸ™‚

@bytebro @Smooheed I was in a Teams chat where I answered β€œNo” to a question and they said β€œIs that your only response?” I said, β€œNo, I have three:

No,

Fuck no, and

LOL fuck no.”