HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
@Smooheed Hah! I had one years ago where boss asked me very nicely if in meetings I could try saying something like "sadly that seems not to be the case" instead of "you're talking shite" 🙂
@bytebro see, you’re talking shite is my preferred option - clear and concise 🤣

@bytebro @Smooheed I was in a Teams chat where I answered “No” to a question and they said “Is that your only response?” I said, “No, I have three:

No,

Fuck no, and

LOL fuck no.”