Mastodawn

Still no power, no internet, and the cell service is hosed, but the fire is nice 🤷‍♂️

Uh... thanks? Can I just have the electricity instead? 🤷‍♂️

@c_davies air zoo? Like bears and monkeys flying planes?

@strngwys I would absolutely go if that were the case, but sadly I think it's just a pun on "Kalamazoo" 🙄

@c_davies well that’s just false advertising.

@strngwys I may sue them, until they put a hamster in a Messerschmitt

@c_davies the hamster doesn’t have to really fly the plane. Just make it look like it’s flying the plane. Is that so hard your honor?

@strngwys Just teach him a valuable life skill, dammit! He's so small!

@c_davies plus, imagine how cute he’d be in a flight suit.

@c_davies @strngwys Fun (?) fact: the Air Zoo was the setting for a recent hiliday movie. And there are probably reasons you’ve never heard of it

Reviews: A Christmas Hero

IMDb

@geekygearhead @c_davies those are some harsh reviews 😂

@c_davies "Jesus, I'm freezing. You know what would hit the spot right now? A planetarium show from 1994."

@MichaelCrider I bet they'd still charge me for popcorn, too