6 year-old: Have you ever played Minecraft before?

Me: I have! I played it a long time ago.

6 year-old: Was it in black-and-white?

@pbump were you in an actual mine? With an old-timey head lamp?
@pbump oh god is Minecraft that old 😭😭😭
@pbump *Looks into distance* "I remember when this was all trees"
@pbump and then, I assume, you died
@pbump
Black and white? Luxury! What we wouldn't have given to play games in black and white.
We had green and black, and we counted ourselves lucky.
@BenAveling @pbump we were evicted from our Commodore64: we just had to recite strings of zeros and ones to each other. In the dark.

@giglioli @pbump

You can tell kids today what we went through. They won't believe a word of it.

@pbump it wasnt in HD and thats just as bad.
@pbump @mmasnick This is like when my daughter, who was probably also six at the time, just out of nowhere asked me, “Dad, did they have statues when you were a kid?”

@arossp

LOL!

"No sweetie, we all had to take off school every Tuesday to rebuild every monument made out of sand."

@pbump @mmasnick

@pbump ... and it was 2D, and not 3D... and it was called ... "Tetris"
@pbump back in my day, you had a friend play piano while you played to add some sound to the gameplay
@pbump It was green text on a black background.
@pbump We played with squared notebooks and color pencils in the school yard, it took a long time to play.

@pbump

"Ok, listen here, you knee-high-to-a-grasshopper little..." 🤣

#InstantlyOffended

And then after some consideration,

"Actually, kinda yes, but it was called 'The Manhole.'"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YyOTq1EpV5o

@jefmes

The Manhole (1988)

YouTube
@pbump Frankly, I’m surprised a six-year old would even know that black and white was a thing
@pbump at least there wasn't the chat reporting thing (man, at least make it opt in for servers, and allow server admins to tell vanilla clients to _not_ sign messages, or redirect the reports to the server mod team rather than M$)
@pbump In the old days we played Minecraft on stone tablets.
@pbump Good thought. I remember pong,.

@pbump When I was six my question to my Dad was "Dad, when you wrote your book, did you use a pencil or did they have pens by then?"

Karmic justice was restored may years later after a conversation with my young stepdaughter:
"Tim, why do a lot of old people have glasses?"
"Well, as you get older your eyes get more difficult to focus, and most people need glasses once they get old."
"But you don't have glasses"

I was 30 years old.

@pbump: "No, it was all green wireframe!"