Overheard in our house:
Me: there are worse things in a midlife crisis than to start drink socially.
Husband: but you only drink alone. Reading Mastodon while drinking does not count as social drinking.
@gairdeachas Daniel doesn't drink?
@JRZC1962 He drinks maybe 4 glasses of wine a year. Neither of us really drink alcohol.
@gairdeachas I'll drink socially with you.
@gairdeachas Your hubby may be a smart guy, but he is completely wrong on this.