The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With J.K. Rowling

J.K. Rowling: “Tell me which genitals you have right now.”

The Onion
What I love best about this is that the onion don’t fuck around to find out, they have the receipts that’ll stand up in court and lawyers who know how to best use them.
@BethanyBlack Oh yeah. I don't believe for a minute they'd have published it if they thought there was a chance they'd be successfully sued. Plus, parody and satire are strongly protected by the libel laws.
@nxylas @BethanyBlack protected in the US, maybe. Under defamation laws in England, depends how much the wronged party feels they can afford for lawyers