John BullJust did a fart so loud Microsoft Teams asked if I wanted to unmute.
(This is the kind of quality content y'all come to Mastodon for, I know)
This incident has reminded me of a former co-worker who was having his house valued for sale by two estate agents.
After the first one left, he really needed a poo. So as the next wasn't due for an hour, went and did so. A proper "leave it 10mins mate" poo.
Unfortunately the NEXT estate agent turned up early immediately after, to his horror.
First one valued the house at £300k. Second one valued it at £250k
He'd done a shit so bad it knocked £50k value off his house...
James Smith 💾@garius that just makes me think "Your arsehole is essentially a terrorist" and now I have to read https://www.vice.com/da/article/gq8zdb/someone-did-a-shit-so-bad-a-british-airways-flight-had-to-turn-around-and-land-475 again.