The Volatile MermaidFake pockets in women’s slacks are the pantriarchy. Thank you.
Conor Mahood@OhNoSheTwitnt I know this is a joke but it bums me out that fake pockets exist. My girlfriend regularly stares at me and shakes her head sadly in public when I'm "showing off" by putting stuff in my pockets.
♪ Octavia con Amore ♬@ConorMahood @OhNoSheTwitnt As someone who formerly wore waistcoats, those fake pockets were the BANE of me (and not just the real pockets that were lightly stitched shut for shipping, either).
My favourite waistcoat that I basically wore for 5 years straight had two pockets plus an outside breast pocket, but gods, finding it among the sea of fake pockets was a journey.