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wow they've got a british rikku in this one

im dying.. you can actually refuse to let her join the party?? and then you recruit your childhood gf who forgot you instead??? this is so funny

AND her dog comes with you????

joker (dead)

ohh nvm she was australian..

backup dancers named yu and mi for a performer named nikki

love how they tutorialize advanced combat mechanics by having the comic relief henchman duo (solt and peppor) screw up in a fight and then shout at each other about what they should've done instead

what does it mean that they've called the mimics "the boxer boys" when one of them is clearly labelled a girl

i'm starting to think they might have overcorrected for toriyama only ever drawing 3 types of girls by making this one just a series of girls who are some type of way

imo if you're just picking a single random word to communicate "this is a french guy", you should at least pick the correct translation

i really thought they'd have more to say about this situation than "wow that's weird! anyway bye"

this game has a lot of interesting ideas but unfortunately it's also very stupid

mestre ensinador

"it's okay that we killed an endangered beast that is critical to the ecosystem because there were babies in its carcass that might survive  " oh phew for a second i thought there might be some depth or tension there

i've been tricked.. this is also a boat game

im finding it really hard not to get a sense of fomo while playing this on account of how many party members they expect you to recruit and then immediately ditch bc you only have 3 active slots

oh wow how'd they put my house in the game

more games should let you immediately run from a boss fight and have the boss just be like "oh.. well come talk to me again if you want to fight i guess"

yeah sure ok

love this guy

hey uh are you sure? are you absolutely sure about that one??

resorting to a walkthrough and immediately feeling vindicated bc i was stuck on simply not having spoken to every single npc in the starting town roughly 20 hours in

if i was making a sequel to chrono trigger i would probably not put in a plot point where environmentalists do a little genocide, but that's just me

i am shocked how often they give you this choice

this game really went out of it's way to make sure you knew that if you died, your gf would NEVER have sex

magicant..

on one hand, the half-point(?) twist in this game is very stupid, but on the other, it immediately gives you control over a catboy, a goblin, and a sexy clown

australian rikku constantly says "i'll kick your arse to the moon" and the clown just said "i'll kick your derriere to the moon"... the way this game is written i cannot tell if this is foreshadowing or just that they couldn't think of new threats

oh mood

oh hey they finally remembered it was a chrono trigger sequel

so many things are happening and so little of them make sense, but im mainly wondering why the nerdy dad next door has no questions about why you are a large cat man

im still not over the fact that the talking clown skull named "Skelly" you picked up is just a guy named Skelly who happened to die and become an undead skeleton coincidentally

when did this become hotter than this

love that they try to do an emotional flashback to when you first meet australian rikku, but seemingly forget that you rejected her like three times in a row and she didn't even join the party till later

i swear this game just can't commit to any idea for more than a couple minutes at a time

i posted this and then it immediately dumped four more guys into my party in the span of a single cutscene lmao

fed up with trying to anticipate which party members will be relevant for the story. from now on i am picking party members based on whether they have a cute overworld running animation

@sean That's easy because no character is ever relevant to anything

@farawaythyer you say that, but there have been multiple points where i'm required to have a certain party member to progress even though other times they'll just walk in from offscreen when needed