Mr. DriftFeb 12, 2023
Uncle Duke

1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

Feb 11, 2023 at 7:14pmWeb
Show threadLiam JoyceFeb 11, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 Sage advice
Show threadNegative12DollarBillFeb 11, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 You're ignoring the fact that, for once, the black guy is making it out alive?
Show threadSaltPhoenixFeb 12, 2023
@negative12dollarbill @UncleDuke1969 he was the only smart one
Show threadMercurius GoldsteinFeb 11, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 Warning: Do not fire baby into sun, await further instructions from Illuminati
Show threadHeidi LorenzenFeb 12, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 🤣 Before I saw the correlation to the image, I read the points as ironic advice on how to climb the corporate ladder.
Show threadAngela GraceFeb 12, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 It’s a lot to remember in an emergency, but if you pass the sign daily before lighting the fire, you should have it down.
Show threadObsoleteFeb 13, 2023
@UncleDuke1969 In case of fire, run past all the slower people?
Show threadRandy Noseworthy 😼 Feb 13, 2023

@UncleDuke1969

Damn that's a lot of shit to remember.

But I'll try it next time. 😯

@matt