1) If someone is on fire, punch them in the face.

2) Cop a feel off the person behind you, as these might be your last minutes on Earth.

3) Squeeze the junk of the person in front of you. It'll slow them down, allowing you to move ahead of them.

4) Exit.

@UncleDuke1969 🤣 Before I saw the correlation to the image, I read the points as ironic advice on how to climb the corporate ladder.