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Smooheed
Feb 9, 2023
HR says I’m no longer allowed to answer the phone with “for fuck sake, what now”
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Felix Salmon
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it’s “for fuck’s sake,” we’re sticklers for grammar round these parts
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Smooheed
Feb 10, 2023
@felix
say it fast enough and no one will notice the difference 🤣
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